Just 5 minutes Madam
Kindly be on line
Can you adjust a little?
You should lower your expectations
It will be just 5 more minutes
Would you like some tea coffee?
It’s better if you do it this way
We are all the same, no?
Forget about yesterday
Can you move a bit more?
Only 5 more minutes
The first quote was not inclusive of these additional charges
Forget about the future
I think you are liking it here, no?
It will be a few more days
Please have a seat
Can you adjust a little more?
Sir, please wait 2 minutes
Let me check on that and get back to you
See, India is a very nice place, yes?
You should lower your standards a little bit
Please give up
It will be just 2 minutes
Anything else I can assist you with?
Oh, and then there is the deposit which you must pay
You are liking Indian food, yes?
More tea coffee?
Just 1 minute…
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